life

The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends . I mean, life is tough . It takes up a lot of your time . What do you get at the end of it ? A death! What 's that, a bonus ?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards . You should die first, get it out of the way. The you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy ,
go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day . You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement . You drink alcohol , you party , and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school , you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy( girl) , you go back , you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa , room service on tap , then you finish off as an orgasm!! Uff .. . Now that's what life should be !!